A message from joanwatson
1. I can read & somewhat write Middle English. (i.e.: Glorious God, in all degres lord most of myth, þat heuene and erthe made of nowth, boþe se and lond, þe aungelys in heuene hym to serue bryth and mankynde in mydylerd he made wyth hys hond…)
2. When I was little, I used to pretend that I was Cody from Disney’s The Rescuers Down Under. I’d make my dad wear a hat and have him act like McCleach. I also made him hang up our fire escape rope ladder so I could pretend that I was dangling above a crocodile pit.
3. I dance like Paul Rudd.
4. I love making people laugh. My best friend says I’m the funniest person she knows, but sometimes I think she’s lying. Just kidding, I know I’m funny~
5. I own way too many bottles of nailpolish.
6. I have a lot of social anxiety, which generally means I avoid people or make really inappropriate jokes that never work to my advantage.
7. Despite being in piano lessons for 7 years when I was younger, I still cannot read bass clef. When I played in the school band I sneakily wrote all the notes on the sheet music in pencil.
8. I spent a lot of time in the hospital when I was younger because the doctors thought I had something wrong with my heart. I distinctly remember having an IV pole and trying to ride it like a skateboard while my dad encouraged me.
9. I firmly believe that Cape Breton is the greatest island in the world because we’re home to Meat Cove and the best accents in Canada.
10. I’ve wasted far too many hours of my life watching Storage Wars. It’s an illness.
