Proof that I am *excellent* with children: 

5-year-old boy: I wanna play airplane! LET ME PLAY AIRPLANE! I want to play airplaaaaaaaane! HEY, HEY, HEY, I WANT TO PLAY AIRPLANE GAME. 

Me: …just out of curiosity, what is ‘Airplane?’

5-year-old-boy: Well, you gotta put your arms out like an airplane and run around and then crash into the wall with your head. 

Me: We’re not playing that here at camp. Why don’t you play it at home?

5-year-old-boy: My mom doesn’t let me play Airplane at home.

Me: …what a shame.



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